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Yet another reason to love The Onion.
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I'm overdue for my biannual haircut, and it's starting to really bug me.
There's an empty retail space next my starbuck's which is perpetually unlocked and contains only concrete floors, mudded sheetrock walls and a gigantic fucking mounted bull elk[1] sitting in the middle of the space. It was terrifying at first glance, let's just say. Now, though, I'm really hoping someone's attempting a high-end bourgeoisie taxidermist in Homewood.
[1]According to Brian W, that is. All I know is it's a big woodland creature that white dudes with $2000 guns kill for sport. I'm not opposed to hunting (and will gladly eat some well-prepared venison), but I hope that elk got to bore those antlers into an unsuspecting hunter at some point in his life.
