Sometimes there are dragons in my head.

Christmas 2K6:  I'd give it an 85 (good beat, can dance to it) and the drop in points is only because of the cold I caught.  I am the proud owner of a swank new 80 gig ipod, which allows me to sit at work and irritate my coworkers with my sniffling and playing of old Piebald records[1] through my computer speakers. 

While I'm feeling kind of mean, here's a complaint.  Have you seen the kids rolling around everywhere in those shoes with a wheel in the heel?  The next little uncoordinated bastard[2] that runs into me might have to deal with having whatever I'm holding spilled on his head.  I'm thinking of keeping some pebbles in my pocket for opportune times.

Great coffee behemoth, won't you come to Tuscaloosa?  Bama Bean manages to ruin black coffee, and that's a feat, plus I have much giftcard money for the 'bucks that I would like to use.  Folks:  next time I'm in Birmingham, the coffee's on me, unless you work for them, but chances are if you do you're not speaking to me anyway.  Parents of kids with the roller shoes:  if you see a surly guy in Starbucks, keep yr kids close, lest I get clumsy. 

[1]Back before dude learned how to sing (or use autotune?).  Nothing will irritate 90% of people more than early Piebald. 
[2]Yeah, I have a cousin with these things, but he's managed to not run into me with them.  He's all athletic and can handle himself.